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Sou:
a tiny reef organizm, masculino, heterossexual
De:
Los Angeles, Califórnia, Estados Unidos
Idiomas:
Inglês
Educação:
BA/BS (curso superior de 4 anos)
Profissão:
various computer nonsense
Relacionamento:
Solteiro
Filhos:
Não, mas talvez queira um
Religião:
Agnóstico
Tabaco:
Ocasionalmente
Beber:
Várias vezes por semana
Signo do Zodíaco:
Aquário
Como eu pareço
Tipo de corpo:
Magro
Altura:
6 ft 2 in (188 cm)
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mainly interested in real homemade clips of real people doin' it, produced by the people themselves - or, you know, well-faked imitations of that, who am i to say. but. people are cool, sex is cool, i like real life. bad porn is bad, and most porn is boring.

there's some focus on girls makin' out with other girls, but also some girls and boys hangin' out together (which of course is way easier to find). i might even put up some dudes makin' out with other dudes! you don't know! it's not my thing personally, but honestly i'm doing this almost as a sociological thing, i'm interested in everybody and what they get up to. more than anything i just like seeing people who seem into each other and are having a good time. it's nice.

(there are *occasional* exceptions where staged porn can be decent. there are no Hard and Fast Laws here. but it's pretty occasional. usually like an abby winters kind of thing where i feel like they were doing Staged Porn but also are real people who were kinda into each other anyway. also some particular scenes from movies. so you never know, really)

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check out my favorites, that's actually the main collection right now, i'm only uploading things i can't already find on here. i consider myself more of an aggregator and editor/filter than anything else, if that makes sense.

my friends-only videos aren't some kind of super-secret super-intimate homemade videos. right now they're all clips from these interesting, relatively plot-driven japanese sexmovies that i found a while ago. i just have them set to friends so i don't have any copyright trouble, since my original source for the clips eventually got taken offline and i figure that's why. pointing it out because i don't want anybody to be disappointed or feel like they're missing anything.

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please note that this xhamster profile is NSFW

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i decide on friend requests based on gut feel. i don't accept 'em all, i don't reject 'em all, it's just, how does this one hit me. i'm not gonna spell out some 10-part set of rules for friend acceptance, because no one really cares? and i'm probably not consistent anyway. just don't take it personally if i pass; i ain't judgy about it, it's just a vibe thing. does this person seem like they're on the same general wavelength i am. do i want to look at that avatar indefinitely. that sort of thing.

by the way resubmitting the request over and over is a particularly bad vibe

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that's it i guess. be excellent to each other.

going to embed a few videos here, mostly not even uploaded by me, sort of a hall of fame from my favorites... just as soon as... i remember how to do it, technically... one... second... ok:



girls with girls






Hataya gaya






this one is the best even though their music drives me berserk




you can tell these are real lesbians and not in any way faking it because if you listen carefully you can hear a buffy the vampire slayer DVD menu on infinite repeat in the background




finding this one was what motivated me to create an account in the first place, so i could have a favorites list to put it on




when i'm searching through videos one of the things i do is look for videos where the background never changes. then you know there isn't a cameraman and the people just set up a camera on a bedside table or whatever. that raises the odds of it being a halfway decent video by like 800%. of course there are great POV selfshot videos out there too. but you learn what those look like also. believe me, i've skimmed a lot of porn thumbnails in my time. more than i want to talk about




it's super annoying that this is labeled as "ugly mexican lesbians" because they aren't ugly, they're fucking super hot. but you can't change the titles once you upload, i know because i tried. so i guess it is what it is






Hataya gaya






there you are, minding your own business, fucking to the daily show, and people just won't stop calling you on the phone









Keval malik ke lie






so many of these i get mad because, like, why did it cut off there? they couldn't possibly have stopped the camera at that point. their hands were busy. so logically there must be more of it. where is it? damned internet




i've never been totally sure what they need the condom for. just as a fingernail guard? but, what do i know. i'm glad they have that ceiling fan though. brazil is hot. important to stay cool






Hataya gaya






this is always billed as "roommate seduction" but they're clearly already a couple, the one girl is just a little unsure about the videotaping. just goes to show, you can't always completely trust the uploader descriptions on this website




this one seems underrated. i see it a lot less often than most of the others here but it's the real deal. i especially like that it was probably put online knowingly by the people who made it, since they're obviously avoiding faces. i really only like homemade porn but i struggle with the consent aspect - like how did all this stuff get online? what's the story? in a lot of cases, the story probably isn't great. but the homemade stuff is also hot as h*ck and i can't take them offline again, so i live in the gray area.

but if it helps, i look at all the people with love and i think they're beautiful.




"how does it taste?" "like vagina"






Hataya gaya






that looks uncomfortable but i'm sure they had a reason

girls with boys






Keval doston ke lie






"it looks difficult, but it's really not"




"what if i come?" "that's what we're trying to do, babe"




more than one of my favorites are supposedly from chile. this, the one i described as underrated up in the lesbian section... i wouldn't have thought of chile, in particular, as being a hotbed of good authentic homemade porn. it's so narrow. but of course who knows if any of it is even true. they might all be uruguayans




these millennials. just can't get them off their phones









Hataya gaya




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